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A man received message from his neighbor:
"Sorry sir, I am using your wife... day and night... when you are not present at home.... In fact - more than you;
I confess because now I feel very much guilty... Hope you will accept my sincere apologies".
... And the man shot his wife.......
A few minutes later he received another message: "Sorry sir, spelling mistake .... wi fi. Not wife!"

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her
Then she starts to do
The things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She'll always give you peace of mind.

Don't let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don't match,
Take it from me she's a better catch.

Say man.
Hey baby.
Saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, she's ugly.
Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook.
Yeah?. Okay.

Genijalno!
Sad mi je ta pjesma u glavi i ne mogu ju istjerati!
nana nana nana nana du du du

Suko je napisao/la:Genijalno!
Sad mi je ta pjesma u glavi i ne mogu ju istjerati!
nana nana nana nana du du du

ja je vec dva dana ne mogu izbiti iz glave, bas je zarazna

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